Dear Future Husband

To start, I should congratulate you for being stupid enough to sign a life or death (or in other word; marriage) certificate with our name on it which cannot be annulled.

In spite of that horrendous fact, by agreeing to marry me you deserve some kind gestures that any other person will not get from me. Which is pretty cool considering the fact that I am not the kind of person who is nice to everyone. I will be your best friend, your player 2, your discussion partner, your cook slash financial manager, your drinking buddy---- you can just hit me up anytime and trust me, I'll be more than willing to accompany you.

If you have reached the step where you actually consider on putting the ring on my ring finger already, I assume you already know my worst habits and deepest fears. However let me remind you again in case you forget. I am afraid of darkness, height and cockroaches, so that means you know who are going to fix the lights when there's a sudden blackout, who is going to fix the leaking roof, and who is going to kill the cockroaches -- in case they come out of nowhere. Besides that please also remember that I talk in my sleep, I tend to forget my things and I will always force you to pick a different menu than mine when we are eating out so I can try yours too. Please, please, please cooperate when I am doing those things.

On the other hand though, I know I am not perfect so yes I am willing to embrace all of your flaws as long as you accept mine. You don't have to worry about your past, your mistakes and your fears, because I will still be with you and love you nonetheless. So yeah, that's all of the things that I want you to know for now. Enjoy your present, do the best in whatever you are doing now and see you in the future, dumbass.
Love and signed, your future wife.

            (Credits by: Jennifer Jaenata)

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